Post by Spider on Dec 17, 2017 22:34:19 GMT -5
Date: December 17, 2017
Mood: Ready
[SPIDER’S BLOG, ENTRY #009]
Those last few days before showtime are always the most intense, aren’t they? After the time for talking is all over and we’ve got those last hours before the bell rings to get ourselves ready and prepare for war. You think a lot about what everyone else has said and the shit they’ve slung. Gets you thinking. Gets you wondering. And for someone like me…
…it makes me realize you guys got no fucking clue what you’re doing.
“I don’t know much about Spider.”
“Spider’s made a name, I’ll have to keep an eye on her.”
“I can’t underestimate Spider.”
HEY. NEWSFLASH, DOUCHEBAGS: We already knew that! We KNOW I’m not the kinda chick you can underestimate. We KNOW I’m way more talented than ANYONE in this company has given me credit for and the fact that the four of you are just now recognizing that? That’s real fucking telling, isn’t it?
Shit, Mr. ICON Williams over here didn’t even remember I was in the match until he checked the damn card again, and even then he STILL doesn’t know how to beat me. And I ain’t buying Michaels’ whole “I got a plan but I won’t tell you what it is!” Sit the fuck down. You got nothing. You’re flailing and hoping to God something’s gonna hit. The four of you are bumbling around trying to find an answer but it's becoming real clear to me that y'all are grasping at straws, looking for a clue.
Fact of the matter is, NONE of you know how to handle me. None of you can watch my matches for weakness because for as long as I’ve been in Pride, I’ve shown NONE. There’s been ONE guy since my return to this business who’s been able to pin these cute little tattooed shoulders to the mat and that man is our esteemed world champion and, as I’ve pointed out so many times before, it took him everything he had and a stroke of luck to get the job done. So I’ll ask you four, just as I asked Luke Jackson two weeks ago:
What the FUCK makes you think you got a shot in hell?
I AM walking out of Phenomenon as the new Coastal Champion. I WILL beat all four of you and honestly? I don’t care if I gotta pin one of you or if I have to take down the whole bunch at the same time. I've prepped for this for weeks, and you boys have given me plenty to watch to find exactly where you're vulnerable... but can you say the same about me?
Shit, since coming here to Pride, I’ve seen each one of you boys lose. Josh Anderson lost to Christian Michaels. Christian Michaels lost to James Williams. James Williams lost to Josh Anderson. Shit, Deacon Thomas loses to fucking everybody.
But you know what I haven’t seen?
I haven’t seen Spider lose to any of you.
You four have been trading wins with each other since the day you stepped into Pride, it only made sense that it’d be the four of you that would be competing against each other in a championship match. But that’s not going to happen is it? Nah, Jason Halich had to throw a big ol’ monkey wrench in the system. And now it’s not the four of you together anymore is it? No… now there’s a newcomer added to the mix.
Now there’s a Spider.
And you can talk about strategizing, you can talk about planning all you like… but how are you gonna come into this match, knowing that while you may have traded wins against each other, you have NO experience against someone like me? How are you going to prepare, knowing that, eventually, ONE of you is going to have to pin me to the mat if you want to grab that championship? How do you plan to beat someone that, to this point, nobody's been able to truly BEAT? Good fucking luck. I don’t care about your plans. I don't care about your strategies. I’m going to walk into Phenomenon, and I'm going to do what I do best.
I’m going to win.
Mood: Ready
[SPIDER’S BLOG, ENTRY #009]
Those last few days before showtime are always the most intense, aren’t they? After the time for talking is all over and we’ve got those last hours before the bell rings to get ourselves ready and prepare for war. You think a lot about what everyone else has said and the shit they’ve slung. Gets you thinking. Gets you wondering. And for someone like me…
…it makes me realize you guys got no fucking clue what you’re doing.
“I don’t know much about Spider.”
“Spider’s made a name, I’ll have to keep an eye on her.”
“I can’t underestimate Spider.”
HEY. NEWSFLASH, DOUCHEBAGS: We already knew that! We KNOW I’m not the kinda chick you can underestimate. We KNOW I’m way more talented than ANYONE in this company has given me credit for and the fact that the four of you are just now recognizing that? That’s real fucking telling, isn’t it?
Shit, Mr. ICON Williams over here didn’t even remember I was in the match until he checked the damn card again, and even then he STILL doesn’t know how to beat me. And I ain’t buying Michaels’ whole “I got a plan but I won’t tell you what it is!” Sit the fuck down. You got nothing. You’re flailing and hoping to God something’s gonna hit. The four of you are bumbling around trying to find an answer but it's becoming real clear to me that y'all are grasping at straws, looking for a clue.
Fact of the matter is, NONE of you know how to handle me. None of you can watch my matches for weakness because for as long as I’ve been in Pride, I’ve shown NONE. There’s been ONE guy since my return to this business who’s been able to pin these cute little tattooed shoulders to the mat and that man is our esteemed world champion and, as I’ve pointed out so many times before, it took him everything he had and a stroke of luck to get the job done. So I’ll ask you four, just as I asked Luke Jackson two weeks ago:
What the FUCK makes you think you got a shot in hell?
I AM walking out of Phenomenon as the new Coastal Champion. I WILL beat all four of you and honestly? I don’t care if I gotta pin one of you or if I have to take down the whole bunch at the same time. I've prepped for this for weeks, and you boys have given me plenty to watch to find exactly where you're vulnerable... but can you say the same about me?
Shit, since coming here to Pride, I’ve seen each one of you boys lose. Josh Anderson lost to Christian Michaels. Christian Michaels lost to James Williams. James Williams lost to Josh Anderson. Shit, Deacon Thomas loses to fucking everybody.
But you know what I haven’t seen?
I haven’t seen Spider lose to any of you.
You four have been trading wins with each other since the day you stepped into Pride, it only made sense that it’d be the four of you that would be competing against each other in a championship match. But that’s not going to happen is it? Nah, Jason Halich had to throw a big ol’ monkey wrench in the system. And now it’s not the four of you together anymore is it? No… now there’s a newcomer added to the mix.
Now there’s a Spider.
And you can talk about strategizing, you can talk about planning all you like… but how are you gonna come into this match, knowing that while you may have traded wins against each other, you have NO experience against someone like me? How are you going to prepare, knowing that, eventually, ONE of you is going to have to pin me to the mat if you want to grab that championship? How do you plan to beat someone that, to this point, nobody's been able to truly BEAT? Good fucking luck. I don’t care about your plans. I don't care about your strategies. I’m going to walk into Phenomenon, and I'm going to do what I do best.
I’m going to win.
